Zero B.S. Marketing
Finally—Carpet Cleaning Marketing That Pays Off
We attract customers ready to book—so you stop wasting time and start making more money
Proud Google Partner
Zero B.S. Marketing Agency is a proud Google Partner, recognized for our expertise in managing effective ad campaigns. Our partnership with Google means we stay ahead with the latest strategies to drive real results for your business.
Tired Of Waiting for Your Phone to ring?
We build and manage high-converting Google Ads campaigns for carpet cleaning companies—so you can stay booked and in control, not stuck chasing leads.
Why Carpet Cleaning Marketing Usually Fails
If you’ve tried any of this, you’re not alone:
Paid for leads from Yelp or Angi… and competed with 20 other cleaners
Tried DIY Google Ads… and blew through your budget with nothing to show for it
Ran Facebook ads… and got ghosted by “leads”
Lowered your prices just to win jobs
Watched your phone go silent during slow season
Carpet cleaning advertising fails when it’s not built for your industry. You need more than ads. You need a system that actually books jobs.
Our Solution- Carpet Cleaning Ads That Actually Deliver
We specialize in Google Ads for carpet cleaning companies. That’s it. No fluff, no interns, no BS retainers. Just results.
Finally—one simple system to turn site visitors into paying jobs.
➔Google Ads that target ready-to-book customers
➔ The customers are sent to a website page designed for one thing, to buy your service. Using the latest scientifically proven informations we know exactly what needs to be on the page. From the images to the buttons. We have it down to a science.
➔ Tools to track every call, message and form submission.
➔ Smart email/text follow-up to close more deals.
👉 No gimmicks. This is not a magic bullet. Just a real strategy designed to give you the best chance at success.
Already Running Ads? We’ll Audit Your Current Campaign
Before you throw away your Google Ads account, let’s find the leaks and fix what’s broken.
Our Carpet Cleaning Ads Audit covers:
Keyword targeting
Ad structure and extensions
Budget allocation
Conversion tracking
Landing page performance
Missed opportunities
We’ll show you what’s not working—and how to fix it.
One Carpet Cleaner Per Area!
🚨We never work with more than one carpet cleaner in the same market. If you’re in LA, Chicago, or Tampa and your area’s open—we’ll lock it down for you.
🚫 NYC is already closed.
✅ Book a Free Call Now before your competitor does!
Trusted by real business owners who were sick of wasting money on marketing that didn’t work.
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How We Grow Your Business
Our simple 3-step process
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Book Your Free Call
We audit your current marketing and uncover quick wins.
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Launch Your Custom Campaign
We build your ads, landing page, and lead capture—done-for-you.
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Watch the Leads Roll In
We track performance, improve results, and grow your customer base.
Why Choose Zero B.S. Marketing?
Google Partner
Proud Google Partner and Google certified
Owner-Led
Built by a service business owner who ran her own ads—and made them work.
Proven Success
Proven 5X ROI framework
Full transparency
We keep you in the look every step of the way
ABOUT ZERO B.S. MARKETING
I’m Natalie—former service business owner turned certified Google Ads management expert. I built my own company from zero to fully booked using Google PPC. Now I help other hardworking business owners do the same.
Get Up to $1,500 in Free Google Ads Credit
As a certified Google Partner, Zero B.S. Marketing can offer exclusive bonus ad credits to new advertisers.
If you’re launching a new Google Ads account, you could qualify for up to $1,500 in free ad spend—on top of your regular budget.
Zero B.S. Growth Guarantee
If you don’t see real results within 90 days, we’ll give you 110% of your money back.
Our Work
NY Steam Clean Carpet Cleaning
NY Steam Clean started with zero online presence in one of the toughest markets—New York City.
We built a complete digital strategy, launched targeted Google Ads, and wrote conversion-focused messaging.
Result: From invisible to fully booked, fast.
Long Island Carpet Cleaning
Long Island Carpet Cleaning was buried under bigger competitors and struggling with outdated branding.
We revamped their website, clarified their messaging, and launched a new paid ads strategy.
Result: A huge surge in traffic, qualified leads, and booked jobs.
Not Another Agency. Your New Growth Partner.
At Zero B.S. Marketing, we know you want to be a successful business owner—not a part-time marketer, tech support, and office manager. To grow the right way, you need a steady stream of real customers without having to figure it all out yourself.
The problem is, most marketing advice feels confusing, expensive, or just doesn’t seem built for businesses like yours. Whether you’ve tried ads before or never touched a campaign, it’s hard to know who to trust—or where to start.
We get it. That’s why we built a system designed specifically for service businesses—so you get more booked jobs, not more stress.
Here’s how it works:
Step 1: We look at what’s working—and what’s wasting your money.
Step 2: We fix your ad strategy, website, and follow-up system.
Step 3: We run it all—so your phone rings and your schedule fills up.
Book your free consultation today—so you can stop being all things in your business and get back to doing what you love.
We’ll ease the burden and help where you need it most—so you can finally focus on growing the business you set out to build.
So if you are tired of
Barely getting by with the clients you find
Wasting money on agencies that don’t deliver
Constantly stressing over your bottom line
And are ready for
More profit and more freedom
A simple, proven plan that works
A marketing partner who actually cares about your success
Contact us today and start growing.
Get 150 customers ready to book in 90 days
Get your FREE download that shows carpet cleaning owners exactly how to fill their schedule with high-paying jobs—without wasting another dollar on junk marketing.